What a lovely internet blogging vacation

Soooooooooo..... I've had a long lay off from blogging or anything else for that matter. I know all were just shitting themselves in fear of losing my witty typings.... yes even I didn't miss me, but I'm back to typing "me thoughts". I'm also supporting a new venture known as "Velvet Devil" or "VD" for short. So, yes kiddies I support VD.
So, in the up-coming days and weeks I plan on putting down some shite for all to read and ponder. I will be fueled by numerous diet beverages... whilst sitting in my Superman shorts that hide my shameful Clark Kent dick from the world. Know that I love you all in the hands off internet style that makes a "one-night-drunken-honkey-tonk-stand" seem meaningful and life enriching.