Shitty 1980's Hair Metal and other bastard Metal children. Introducing Man 'o' War or as I call them Man 'o' Whoa...

Is it just me or do you get the feeling these guys form a group of bad-metal-mother fuckers... standing there with their clinched fist showing anger and power, or could it be their leathers all in different colors and styles showing their fierce individualism? Who knows and who cares.... these guys blew and everyone knew it (alas some didn't get the memo). Nirvana and Pearl Jam were the flush of the toilet we all needed to send these turds packing down the sewer with rest of their uber tough posing bitches. (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)Here's a news flash... these ass hats are still making music!!! That's right, you read me right. Like we weren't full of their shit they were serving up with album titles such as..."All Men Play Ten," "Sign of the Hammer," or the album where they dubbed themselves "King of Metal". God almighty where is the justice? Kurt Cobain commits suicide and these floaters are releasing albums even in 2006 called... I shit thee not "Sons of Odin". Sure I'd burn a candle if these guys committed suicide... to get rid of the smell of shit they left behind. You might think this these dead from the neck up musicians were from some European country, like say Germany. Nay... they are from America... Auburn, New York of all places. Ready for this??? These cod pieces have fans, "where oh Untan do they find fans," you may ask... Well where else... Germany and other tone deaf and tasteless European countries. Yes, from the land of sauerkraut (pickled shredded cabbage), and horse sauage showing how they lack taste buds and just taste in general. We have people who make bands like this and guys like this a star.
Ok in total fairness I have German friends who can't understand the "Hoff's" popularity either, and don't like horse sauage or pickled cabbage. So, my brothers in Germany wonder why their fellow country men like to be America's dumping ground or outhouse for shitty music as well. Seems Man 'o' Wanker give poor souls free t-shirts that can't be bought anywhere else if a fan comes in from another country other than the current country they are playing in "WHAT A TREASURE".
I went ahead and put up one of their cliche riddled videos... notice during the video they run into the cops, and Johnny Law turns these metal rockers clad in leather away from their town to raid some other unsuspecting TCBY. God knows with these raiders of metal (vomit) rock on the lose no Carvel is safe... I bet these fucks demand one more scoop on their two scooper's for free...THOSE BASTARDS!!! Ok, I've not included a link to their page because honestly it might show them some sorta support. If you want a good laugh just Google these clowns, and look at what we could have been stuck with if the Seattle scene had never happened. Now, if you'll excuse me since I've binged on fart knocker metal I need to go purge.